Saturday, December 19, 2009
Wednesday, December 16, 2009
Tuesday, December 15, 2009
FBI, with help of Serbian authorities, has arrested a man in Chicago that authorities say has been sending threatening letters to Serbia’s President Tadic, reports Serbian news agency Tanjug.
Serbia’s director of police, Milorad Veljovic, says that the man has been sending these threats for last 5 years.
He said that decision is yet to be made whether the arrested man will be extradited to Serbia or charged in the US courts. The arrested man’s name has not been released.
Group A (Kayseri): Serbia, Argentina, Australia, Jordan, Germany, Angola
Group B (Istanbul): Croatia, Brazil, Tunisia, Slovenia, Iran, USA
Group C (Ankara): China, Turkey, Russia, Puerto Rico, Ivory Coast, Greece
Group D (Izmir): Lithuania, Lebanon, France, Spain, Canada, New Zealand
we got the easiest group by far i think...the team is still too young to do anything serious unless they bring in some of the older nba players like radmanovic...espn has a funny article on the tourney where they claim slovenians "all look like they're from Indiana with their haircuts"
The winner of the worlds automatically qualifies for the 2012 London Olympics.
Monday, December 14, 2009
Sunday, December 13, 2009
so i was looking up videos on the last Yugoslavian team which finished on top of their 1992 Euro qualifying group and i found these great videos:
also what caught my eye was in the comments section of one of them some guy posted what the yugoslavian roster would of looked like right now had the country remained together:
sastav po vrijednosti:
GOLMANI: handanovic 7,0 miliona €, pletikosa 6,3
LIJEVI BEK.: pranjic 8,0, lukovic 4,5
CENTAR BEK: vidic 31,5, papac 4,5,
simunic 9,0, subotic 6,5
DESNI BEK: corluka 11,5, ivanovic 7,5;
LIJEVO KRILO: stankovic 14,0
CENTAR modric 17,0, srna 13,5
DESNO KRILO: krasic 12,5, kranjcar 9,5
L. NAPAD: olic 12,0
S. NAPAD: vucinic 15,0, dzeko 10,0
D. NAPAD: pandev 18,0,
(eduardo 11,0) sulejmani 8,5
props to LjuSta1117
Saturday, December 12, 2009
Sept. 27, 6:38 p.m. Jaimee: miss u
Tiger: now that's hot so who is your new boy toy
Jaimee: no new boy toy … still running dry… been on 2 real dates in the pat 2 months :(
Tiger: I need you
Jaimee: then get your tight ass over here and visit me! I need u
Tiger: I will wear you out soon
Sept. 30, 3:38 p.m.
Jaimee: if we hang out on a Sundway we can watch desperate houswives again haha
Tiger: oh god
Jaimee: take a break from watching boring old golf
Jaimee: I mean the amazing sport of golf ;)
Jaimee: [more than an hour later] babe I was kidding
Tiger: I know sexy
Tiger: Figured you would say that. Big black guys.
Jaimee: u are my first, last and only black guy! U should feel special
Tiger: why do I not believe that?
Tiger: [later, in response to Jaimee's mention of a date who was "full of himself"] you kinda like that for some reason which is weird why you decided on me.
Tiger: having an asian mother and a military father you cannot and will not ever be full of yourself
Jaimee: I have fun with u, you always make me smile and I am not afraid to be myself or say anything to u … the day I met u I thought u were going to kick me out a few times but for someone reason you didn't and u have told me numerous times I talk to much but slowly as I get to know u iI think your absolutely amazing
Tiger: you are wrong I'm bone thugs in harmon
Oct. 18, 3:40 p.m.
Tiger: send me something very naughty
Jaimee: some things are worth waiting for lol … besides im at work
Tiger: go to the bathroom and take it
Jaimee: haha ur too much
(tiger did not get a pic)
Jaimee: well I appreciate you not wanting to wake me up but if y couldn't sleep I would have rather sat up and talked to u more … find out why I keep falling more and more for u ;)
Tiger: Because I'm blasian :)
this fuckin guy is too funny
Friday, December 11, 2009
.nela.-ko ce biti kraj mene kad kazaljke se poklope i kad se casa podigne says:
is something wrong with me
Filip Filipi says:
no why u ask
.nela.-ko ce biti kraj mene kad kazaljke se poklope i kad se casa podigne says:
why do i end up with nba players? why cant i just go out with a normal person and like a normal person?
Filip Filipi says:
because your subconsciously a gold digger
ps njegos had some feminine hands!
Wednesday, December 9, 2009
Monday, December 7, 2009
Saturday, December 5, 2009
Group A: South Africa, Mexico, Uruguay, France - France, Mexico
Group B: Argentina, South Korea, Nigeria, Greece - Argentina, Nigeria
Group C: England, USA, Algeria, Slovenia - England, Algeria
Group D: Germany, Australia, Ghana, Serbia - Serbia, Ghana
Group E: Netherlands, Japan, Cameroon, Denmark - Netherlands, Cameroon
Group F: Italy, New Zealand, Paraguay, Slovakia - Italy, Paraguay
Group G: Brazil, North Korea, Ivory Cost, Portugal - Brazil, Ivory Coast
Group H: Spain, Honduras, Chile, Switzerland - Spain, Chile
Group A: The French will take this group and perhaps the whole tournament on route to capturing gold in the world handball championships in 2011. South Africa will perform so poorly Nelson Mandela will die and Uruguay will regret wasting everyone's time with their extra qualifying games to get here. The Aztec warriors will easily take 2nd place and advance.
Group B: Even with their midget, coke head coach Argentina can't stumble with the talent they got. Greece (miracles don't happen twice) and South Korea (nice pink jerseys) have no business being here and therefore the weakest team Nigeria has ever sent to the World Cup will advance.
Group C: England should have little trouble disposing of their former colony while Algeria will surprise a lot of people and go through. Slovenia will fail to score a goal and apologize to Russia for stealing their place.
Group D: Germany's only world class player is 105 in soccer years and I expect them to go home early. Australia will be feisty but this will be the coming out party for a young Serbian team drenched in talent who will challenge for the Euro and next World Cup (but will finish top 4 at best this time, izvini). They and the very entertaining team from Ghana, who will give Deutschland a Jesse Owens-esque 5-1 whooping, will advance.
Group E: Denmark (remember Peter Schmeichel? he's got a son) and Japan (cool hair) always play with heart and will make this one of the tougher groups. However, the evil Dutch are just too good and Cameroon is just too skilled not to go through.
Group F: It's still not too late for New Zealand to withdraw and give Ireland their spot as they may be the worst team in the history of the World Cup. Paraguay qualified from South America, making them automatically really good and they should have little trouble with Slovakia (who all of a sudden decided to be good at soccer). Italy will go through as well but have no chance in hell of winning anything once they advance out of this atrocious group.
Group G: North Korea is probably the most gangsta team in the tournament and communist countries take sports very seriously. I could see them beating the shitty Portugese team but loses to Brazil and Ivory Coast are inevitable as the players will be in shock from seeing black people for the first time.
Group H: Spain is amazing and the only thing that will stop them is if Catalonia separates. I've had the misfortune of watching Switzerland play and if their plane doesn't get hijacked by terrorists on the way, they will be destroyed in all 3 games. Chile will edge out Honduras in a tight match laced with Spanish profanities.
Why aren't you here so we can give you a bratski whooping:
The little engine that couldn't and should of stayed home:
New fuckin Zealand
The Cartel Argentina
-- Filip F.
AGREE/DISAGREE? LETS SEE EVERYONE'S PREDICTIONS!!
Friday, December 4, 2009
Group A: South Africa, Mexico, Uruguay, France
Group B: Argentina, South Korea, Nigeria, Greece
Group C: England, USA, Algeria, Slovenia
Group D: Germany, Australia, Ghana, Serbia
Group E: Netherlands, Japan, Cameroon, Denmark
Group F: Italy, New Zealand, Paraguay, Slovakia
Group G: Brazil, North Korea, Ivory Cost, Portugal
Group H: Spain, Honduras, Chile, Switzerland
brazil got the group of death. we got germany just like in 98 when our best player was don corleone
Thursday, December 3, 2009
French luxury shoemaker Christian Louboutin debuted a small collection of men’s shoes for Fall/Winter 2009. Well known for his fiery-red soles, these pairs are no different, and the solo sneaker style, the Louis, returns for Spring/Summer 2010 completely studded out. Available in black or white leather, with a retail price of around $1200 USD a pair.
Tuesday, December 1, 2009
DALLAS -- Allen Iverson could be back in a Philadelphia 76ers uniform as early as next Monday night. Two sources close to the situation told ESPN.com that the Sixers are indeed targeting Monday's home game against the Denver Nuggets -- another of Iverson's former teams -- if they go forward with what appears to be a growing intent to bring back their controversial franchise icon. FULL STORY
Monday, November 30, 2009
Calderone also said that, when Riina set his sights on marrying his sweetheart, Ninetta, the young lady's family objected to the union. Calderone quoted Riina as saying "I don't want any woman other than my Ninetta, and if they [her family] don't let me marry her, I'll have to kill some people." Ninetta's family soon dropped any opposition to Riina's matrimonial plans.
- Salvatore "Totò" Riina
Sunday, November 29, 2009
now that Uruguay went left i believe Colombia is the only hold out. In other news Chavez is back to being a g. It's good to see how america's waning economy is limiting their hegemony in south america. Che is proud!
Parliament in Serbia has been interrupted after a Radical Party MP threw her shoes at the deputy speaker.
Members of the chamber were discussing a new bill giving wide-ranging autonomy to a northern region of Serbia, a bill fiercely opposed by the Radicals.
The MP was fined the equivalent of $500 (£300), although she missed both times. FULL STORY
Pop-Lazić also said that the shoe-throwing incident was meant to show that SRS stands against a "violent attempt to adopt the unconstitutional Vojvodina statute".
i agree with gordana, you lil vojvodina fuckers arent going anywhere
Saturday, November 28, 2009
im workin on a 90s inspired mixtape so im going thru a list of all the #1 hits during the 90s when i stumbled upon puff daddys dominance in 97' -- look at this:
March 22 - May 2:
Can't Nobody Hold Me Down - Puff Daddy and Mase
May 3 - May 23:
Hypnotize The Notorious B.I.G.
May 24 - June 13:
MMMBop - Hanson
June 14 - August 30:
I'll Be Missing You - Puff Daddy/Faith Evans/112
August 30 - September 12:
Mo' Money, Mo' Problems - The Notorious B.I.G. featuring Puff Daddy and Mase
he went basically undisturbed from march until september besides for hansons ridiculous 1 week stay at the top...keep in mind this is a guy who cant rap, write or produce!!!!
FUCKIN AMAZING...in case you're wondering the song that took him off the top was honey by mariah carey and i SWEAR him and the lox were on that song too!!! this would have taken him to october when elton john started his reign with the opportunistic candle in the wind
mr combs that was a helluva run
Friday, November 27, 2009
Thursday, November 26, 2009
If there's 2 things I hate it's male models and Serb-haters, Vadim Rudik is both. After asking my friend where she was from, without any sort of provocation beforehand, he told her "Serbs are the gypsies of the Balkans." In an open letter to Vadim I attempt to clear some things up for him:
The Serbian empire at its peak encompassed the entire Balkans all the way to what is modern day Istanbul. Serbia continues to the be the largest Balkan state in both territory and population despite overcoming 3 recent wars. Serbs have contributed greatly to world culture and innovation culminating with Nikola Tesla's ingenuity in the field of electricity. To simplify things for your mail-order bride ukrainian brain, if it wasn't for Serbs it would be impossible for you to post your flaming pictures on the internet. To further elaborate on your ridicoulous misconception, we are a south slavic people that are tolerant to all ethnic groups within our borders, including the Roma minority.
Serbia aside, I feel compelled to inform you that as an anorexic catamite male model, in 2009 on planet earth you're not very high on any food chain. I'm only assuming you're male because my friend referred to you as "he" but after looking at a few of your pictures I've yet to determine what your gender is. The homosexual niche circles in which your arrogant, racist attitude is tolerated remain very few and far between and I assure you 99.9% of people see you as a gay caricature.
As consequence to your unprovked transgression against my country you will write a 5000 word report on the history of Serbia and a 8000 word report on how homosexuality contributes to the HIV epidemic in Russia. This, along with an apology to my friend are due on December 1, 2009. Should you for any reason fail to deliver on my requests, you're racist remarks will be leaked to the media and the schedule for your up coming runway shows will be given to Serbian right-wing nationalist groups who have an unfavorable reputation in dealing with your "kind."
Anyone wishing to further educate Vadim on Serbia please contact him/her on Facebook:
If you would like to help me clarify his gender please google "Vadim Rudik" and let me know if he is either male or female so I may address him accordingly
TO ALL OF MY FANS:
Stepping away from the game will allow me to spend quality time with my wife and kids. This is a reward that far exceeds anything that I've ever achieved on the basketball court. I have prayed for this day and I see it as my greatest gift.
I want to thank the people of Reebok International Ltd., for always allowing me to be me and for supporting me my whole career through all the ups and downs. I have enjoyed 13 wonderful seasons in the NBA, and I am grateful.
I want to first acknowledge my fans everywhere, who have been with me throughout my entire career. Without you, there would be no me. You should all know that I appreciate your support from the bottom of my heart. Thank you!
To Michael Jordan, Magic Johnson, Isiah Thomas, Charles Barkley and Larry Bird, you guys gave me the vision to play the game that will be forever in my heart.
To my Mom, who encouraged and inspired me to play every day, and to all of my family and friends who stood by me from the beginning. Thank you!
To my high school coach, Michael Bailey, Coach John Thompson at Georgetown University, Coach Larry Brown and to all of my other coaches, teammates, administrators, owners and staff who've been a part of my career, Thank you as well!
I'd like to give a special thanks to the people of Memphis. I never played a home game for your beloved Grizzlies, but I want you to know how much I appreciate the opportunity given me by a great owner in Michael Heisley, and the support of the city. I wish the Memphis Grizzlies' organization all of the success that the game has to offer.
And finally, to the city of Philadelphia: I have wonderful memories of my days in a Sixers' uniform. To Philly fans, thank you. Your voice will always be music to my ears.
God Bless all of you,
im so sad, i watched this guy since he wore jordan 11s at georgetown, the nba is bullshit...fuck the knicks
Tuesday, November 24, 2009
It's a sad day when there's nothing better to be nostalgic about than the worse car of all time. One day the Balkans will be great again. Probably not, but maybe.
There have been several conversations that have gone something like this:
Filip Filipi: Yo man, I'm gonna buy a Bugatti Veyron one day.
Myself: You won't know how to drive it. What's the point of a car that fast if you can never drive it at that speed?
Filip Filipi: Who said I was going to drive it fast? The whole point is for people to see me inside of it.
At some point I usually make reference to him driving a Yugo for the rest of his life and remind him if he ever did get a Buggati he would end driving it like an asshole and I'd have to call him Scott Storch for the rest of his life. He tried to tell me they don't make Yugo's anymore. Well I did a little research and it turns out they are actually working on a prototype for the Next Generation Yugo. Like the country, it comes with all the same problems but now you only get a portion of it.
Lesson here kids is: it's not about what you're ridin, but how good you look riding it. Just ask this guy.
And Pastor Mason Betha is in trouble too. He’s stealing from the pulpit..according to a former member of his congregation who is a rapper himself. He goes by Legacy The Jesus (we are so serious) and here’s what he says about Mase:
“That’s the biggest problem man,” Legacy said of Mase’s decision to return to the game under his old moniker “Murda Mase.” “Because I believed in his vision because I was an artist myself and I always thought it’d be great if we had somebody to get co-signed by these major artists out there and come out, and even though you amongst them, it doesn’t necessarily mean you have to represent what they represent. And you can do it respectfully. He didn’t have to bash. I saw and believed in what he was doing. Oh, he got 50 co-signing. That’s what’s up … and he telling the church we gonna do this. We’re gonna do that but then you go back to Murda Mase.”
“For me, I’m an investor dog,” he continued, airing out Mase’s alleged shady ways when it came to getting money from church members. “Because I’m sewn into your ministry, you pulling us in the back room asking us to help fund projects because he didn’t have his label situation yet. So he literally asking people from the church to support that so I’m an investor at this point … you understand. And if you taking my money to do something contrary to what you told me then we got a problem. We got to sit back at the roundtable and talk about what your motives are.”
Monday, November 23, 2009
first of all I would like to thank everyone for following us here on offspringofmamasbeauty as we continue you to give you original content and insightful commentary on interesting current events. for the 100th blog post I've decided to do a special investigative report on the elitist social networking site aSmallWorld
I gave you the wiki link for good reason, 99.9% of you won't be to access the actual site because of its snobby invitation only policy. Funded by the very punchable Erik Wachtmeister (pictured above) the site is basically the facebook for the offspring of european old money families. The membership is almost exclusively white and arabic and you'll be hard pressed to find any people who actually do anything besides live off their parents dividends and take vacations to st. lucia.
There is also some ridiculous rules: for example if you send 3 friend requests they call "connections" and are denied (because the little brat was gone off Louis XIII and can't remember they met you at the last white party) you'll be exiled to some strange bullshit place called "aBigWorld." Also if their background check on you comes back negative you won't be allowed to invite any of your friends. Therefore 60% of the people on this gay site have either 1 or 2 friends.
The forums are basically filled with young arabs whose only claim to being there is the fact dinosaurs died under their mud hut 30 million years ago and turned into fossil fuels or hook-nosed jews who (you can tell by their inbred pictures) were clearly born into money.
They discuss such mindless bullshit as "vertu's being tacky" and "romanian women" (don't ask?!).
Some of the forums are about investments and you basically have some retard offering to invest $100 000 to whoever comes up with the best business plan. The misled philistines who are clearly budget ballers then proceed to post their lives and dreams (and business plans) on a public fucking forum!!! I confronted one of these shadowy investors in the picture above. For my revolutionary ways I was banned from sending messages by the tyrannical ruler of this monkey website, the aforementioned erik.
I was also surprised that very few models, athletes or even singers were on this cyber circus. There is even fewer serbs! Ivana korab somehow snuck on and there was a few karic's (jelena hasnt logged on in years so she gets a pass). I plan to delete the account as soon as i hustle the fuck out of someone and send erik a few more messages of reason. Before being invited to this site i was centrist-conservative I now leave a hardcore socialist. Viva La Revolución!
Saturday, November 21, 2009
i like Obama but it shows you americans are still the most impatient little brats in the world FULL STORY HERE
Friday, November 20, 2009
- Oгњен - says:
interesting (fun) fact for you
It is hypothetically possible for Serbia, Croatia, Bosnia and Hercegovina, Slovenia and Montenegro to all be in the same group for EURO 2012 qualifying...woah.
Filip Filipi says:
im using that in a blog
DONT U DARE
i jacked u fair and square
- Oгњен - says:
just give me a shoutout
for letting you know
EVO TI JEDAN VELIKI ZEMLJACKI SHOUT OUT
Thursday, November 19, 2009
Ron Artest on him throwing Trevor Ariza’s shoe in the stands: “Well what happened was…obviously I didn’t know his shoe would come off that’s the first thing conservative reporters. I didn’t know his shoe was gonna come off. I don’t speak to his feet so I don’t know what his feet are thinking, I don’t know what his toes are thinking, I don’t know what he’s thinking. Then his shoe comes off and I’m like okay a shoe is not supposed to be on the basketball court without somebody standing inside of it. So I said alright, I’m just gonna buy me some time. I really didn’t know whose shoe it was, but I said it has to be one of the player’s shoe. As soon as I toss it off the court, not throw into the stands which some people said, it’ll buy me some time. What happens is I come back down, Trevor is trying to put his shoe on and I politely hit a three in his face.”
Wednesday, November 18, 2009
France v Ireland even tho i have more irish than french friends and i do appreciate their feisty demeanor and funny accent it would be a shame that the superstar-laced team of players from former colonies (better known as france) doesn't make it...GO FRANCE
Ukraine v Greece greeks have been pissing me off lately so i want our mail-order-bride slavic cousins to make it...GO UKRAINE
Bosnia v Portugal explanation here GO BOSNA!
Slovenia v Russia even tho i generally cheer pro-yugoslavia, slovenia is the most annoying of the former states...if this was macedonia i would cheer for them...GO RUSSIA
Algeria v Egypt egyptians have been pissing me off lately plus algeria never wins anything and france usually steals all their best players...GO ALGERIA!
Uruguay v Costa Rica i saw a costa rica game once and remember them being really fuckin shitty...easier for serbia! ..GO COSTA RICA!
IN THE GAME BETWEEN THE GLORIOUS NATIONS OF SERBIA AND NORTH KOREA I HOPE FOR A PEACEFUL FRIENDLY DRAW AND SOME FLOWER (and nuclear technology) EXCHANGING
Monday, November 16, 2009
Milos - Sizzerb Management says:
wens vavilon droppin?
Filip Filipi says:
Milos - Sizzerb Management says:
ya drop it at the end of the summer. like september.
kuz ima b over there, and thats wen ima b free.
Filip Filipi says:
thats def not what imma base my album date around but i can appreciate u feel you are the center of the world and for that u will receive a warm hug
fuckin generation Y'ers
I know this is turning into iverson month here on offspringofmamasbeauty but the griz just waived AI and the Knickerbockers are the only team showing interest...perfect place to end his career if you ask me...i remember reading his nba.com profile when he was a rookie his fav song was unbelievable by biggie and his fav rappers were mobb deep, now he can play live in bed stuy
Sunday, November 15, 2009
Saturday, November 14, 2009
people were hating on him after he said hes better than ricky rubio and now mr jennings set an NBA record as the youngest player ever to score 50 points ...he actually scored 55 and hit a game winning 3....why the fuck was this kid drafted 10th?! 9 GMs should be fired!! I'm really happy for him...WHERE IS RUBIO?!?!