Tuesday, November 10, 2009

Why Serbs should cheer for Bosnia to make the World Cup

1. Their best player is a Serb who got cut from the Serbian team for being too fat
2. Cristiano Ronaldo is a homo and they have a chance to eliminate Portugal
3. Their crazy old coach makes them kiss each other on the lips
4. They have cool jerseys
5. Tito would probably cheer for them
6. Let's face it, if Serbia, Croatia, Turkey and Sweden didn't steal their best players they'd be the best team in the world
7. Bosanke are hot
8. They have cool names like Džemal (Mashburn?)
9. Bosanke are really hot
10. This way Serbia can fuck them up in South Africa :)