Monday, November 30, 2009

Croatian Word of the Week

Filip Filipi says: čučanj
CROATIA says: sto ti je to?
Filip Filipi says: najbitnija hrvatska rec






Croats, vote for her as the third Croatian president.
Cucanj
ftw
!!!

Quote of the Week


Calderone also said that, when Riina set his sights on marrying his sweetheart, Ninetta, the young lady's family objected to the union. Calderone quoted Riina as saying "I don't want any woman other than my Ninetta, and if they [her family] don't let me marry her, I'll have to kill some people." Ninetta's family soon dropped any opposition to Riina's matrimonial plans.

- Salvatore "Totò" Riina

Caricature Map of Europe 1914 (very cool)



click on it to see the details, view explanations here ... no idea why he made albania larva?
for more of his work click here
join the debate here

Sunday, November 29, 2009

Socialism is back in South America with a vengeance



now that Uruguay went left i believe Colombia is the only hold out. In other news Chavez is back to being a g. It's good to see how america's waning economy is limiting their hegemony in south america. Che is proud!

Back In The Days



new book by Jamel Shabazz, check out more pics HERE

Gordana Pop-Lazić is gangsta


Parliament in Serbia has been interrupted after a Radical Party MP threw her shoes at the deputy speaker.

Members of the chamber were discussing a new bill giving wide-ranging autonomy to a northern region of Serbia, a bill fiercely opposed by the Radicals.

The MP was fined the equivalent of $500 (£300), although she missed both times. FULL STORY

Pop-Lazić also said that the shoe-throwing incident was meant to show that SRS stands against a "violent attempt to adopt the unconstitutional Vojvodina statute".

i agree with gordana, you lil vojvodina fuckers arent going anywhere

Saturday, November 28, 2009

1997: The Year of Puff Daddy



im workin on a 90s inspired mixtape so im going thru a list of all the #1 hits during the 90s when i stumbled upon puff daddys dominance in 97' -- look at this:

March 22 - May 2:
Can't Nobody Hold Me Down - Puff Daddy and Mase
May 3 - May 23:
Hypnotize The Notorious B.I.G.
May 24 - June 13:
MMMBop - Hanson
June 14 - August 30:
I'll Be Missing You - Puff Daddy/Faith Evans/112
August 30 - September 12:
Mo' Money, Mo' Problems - The Notorious B.I.G. featuring Puff Daddy and Mase

he went basically undisturbed from march until september besides for hansons ridiculous 1 week stay at the top...keep in mind this is a guy who cant rap, write or produce!!!!

FUCKIN AMAZING...in case you're wondering the song that took him off the top was honey by mariah carey and i SWEAR him and the lox were on that song too!!! this would have taken him to october when elton john started his reign with the opportunistic candle in the wind

mr combs that was a helluva run

Thursday, November 26, 2009

Gay russian model racist against Serbs?



If there's 2 things I hate it's male models and Serb-haters, Vadim Rudik is both. After asking my friend where she was from, without any sort of provocation beforehand, he told her "Serbs are the gypsies of the Balkans." In an open letter to Vadim I attempt to clear some things up for him:

Dear Faggot,

The Serbian empire at its peak encompassed the entire Balkans all the way to what is modern day Istanbul. Serbia continues to the be the largest Balkan state in both territory and population despite overcoming 3 recent wars. Serbs have contributed greatly to world culture and innovation culminating with Nikola Tesla's ingenuity in the field of electricity. To simplify things for your mail-order bride ukrainian brain, if it wasn't for Serbs it would be impossible for you to post your flaming pictures on the internet. To further elaborate on your ridicoulous misconception, we are a south slavic people that are tolerant to all ethnic groups within our borders, including the Roma minority.

Serbia aside, I feel compelled to inform you that as an anorexic catamite male model, in 2009 on planet earth you're not very high on any food chain. I'm only assuming you're male because my friend referred to you as "he" but after looking at a few of your pictures I've yet to determine what your gender is. The homosexual niche circles in which your arrogant, racist attitude is tolerated remain very few and far between and I assure you 99.9% of people see you as a gay caricature.

As consequence to your unprovked transgression against my country you will write a 5000 word report on the history of Serbia and a 8000 word report on how homosexuality contributes to the HIV epidemic in Russia. This, along with an apology to my friend are due on December 1, 2009. Should you for any reason fail to deliver on my requests, you're racist remarks will be leaked to the media and the schedule for your up coming runway shows will be given to Serbian right-wing nationalist groups who have an unfavorable reputation in dealing with your "kind."

- F.Filipi


Anyone wishing to further educate Vadim on Serbia please contact him/her on Facebook:
http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100000052410222&ref=ts

If you would like to help me clarify his gender please google "Vadim Rudik" and let me know if he is either male or female so I may address him accordingly

Iverson addresses retirement in letter to fans


TO ALL OF MY FANS:

I would like to announce my plans to retire from the National Basketball Association. I always thought that when I left the game, it would be because I couldn't help my team the way that I was accustomed to. However, that is not the case. I still have tremendous love for the game, the desire to play, and a whole lot left in my tank. I feel strongly that I can still compete at the highest level.

Stepping away from the game will allow me to spend quality time with my wife and kids. This is a reward that far exceeds anything that I've ever achieved on the basketball court. I have prayed for this day and I see it as my greatest gift.

I want to thank the people of Reebok International Ltd., for always allowing me to be me and for supporting me my whole career through all the ups and downs. I have enjoyed 13 wonderful seasons in the NBA, and I am grateful.

I want to first acknowledge my fans everywhere, who have been with me throughout my entire career. Without you, there would be no me. You should all know that I appreciate your support from the bottom of my heart. Thank you!

To Michael Jordan, Magic Johnson, Isiah Thomas, Charles Barkley and Larry Bird, you guys gave me the vision to play the game that will be forever in my heart.

To my Mom, who encouraged and inspired me to play every day, and to all of my family and friends who stood by me from the beginning. Thank you!

To my high school coach, Michael Bailey, Coach John Thompson at Georgetown University, Coach Larry Brown and to all of my other coaches, teammates, administrators, owners and staff who've been a part of my career, Thank you as well!

I'd like to give a special thanks to the people of Memphis. I never played a home game for your beloved Grizzlies, but I want you to know how much I appreciate the opportunity given me by a great owner in Michael Heisley, and the support of the city. I wish the Memphis Grizzlies' organization all of the success that the game has to offer.

And finally, to the city of Philadelphia: I have wonderful memories of my days in a Sixers' uniform. To Philly fans, thank you. Your voice will always be music to my ears.

God Bless all of you,

ALLEN IVERSON


im so sad, i watched this guy since he wore jordan 11s at georgetown, the nba is bullshit...fuck the knicks

Tuesday, November 24, 2009

Ghost Ridin the Yugo




It's a sad day when there's nothing better to be nostalgic about than the worse car of all time. One day the Balkans will be great again. Probably not, but maybe.


There have been several conversations that have gone something like this:

Filip Filipi: Yo man, I'm gonna buy a Bugatti Veyron one day.
Myself: You won't know how to drive it. What's the point of a car that fast if you can never drive it at that speed?
Filip Filipi: Who said I was going to drive it fast? The whole point is for people to see me inside of it.

At some point I usually make reference to him driving a Yugo for the rest of his life and remind him if he ever did get a Buggati he would end driving it like an asshole and I'd have to call him Scott Storch for the rest of his life. He tried to tell me they don't make Yugo's anymore. Well I did a little research and it turns out they are actually working on a prototype for the Next Generation Yugo. Like the country, it comes with all the same problems but now you only get a portion of it.

Lesson here kids is: it's not about what you're ridin, but how good you look riding it. Just ask this guy.

Pastor Mason Betha uses church money to fund rap career


And Pastor Mason Betha is in trouble too. He’s stealing from the pulpit..according to a former member of his congregation who is a rapper himself. He goes by Legacy The Jesus (we are so serious) and here’s what he says about Mase:

“That’s the biggest problem man,” Legacy said of Mase’s decision to return to the game under his old moniker “Murda Mase.” “Because I believed in his vision because I was an artist myself and I always thought it’d be great if we had somebody to get co-signed by these major artists out there and come out, and even though you amongst them, it doesn’t necessarily mean you have to represent what they represent. And you can do it respectfully. He didn’t have to bash. I saw and believed in what he was doing. Oh, he got 50 co-signing. That’s what’s up … and he telling the church we gonna do this. We’re gonna do that but then you go back to Murda Mase.”

“For me, I’m an investor dog,” he continued, airing out Mase’s alleged shady ways when it came to getting money from church members. “Because I’m sewn into your ministry, you pulling us in the back room asking us to help fund your music projects because he didn’t have his label situation yet. So he literally asking people from the church to support that so I’m an investor at this point … you understand. And if you taking my money to do something contrary to what you told me then we got a problem. We got to sit back at the roundtable and talk about what your motives are.”

Monday, November 23, 2009

Quote of the Week



"men lie, women lie, camels buy their own CDs"

100th Post: Special Investigation - aSmallWorld




first of all I would like to thank everyone for following us here on offspringofmamasbeauty as we continue you to give you original content and insightful commentary on interesting current events. for the 100th blog post I've decided to do a special investigative report on the elitist social networking site aSmallWorld

I gave you the wiki link for good reason, 99.9% of you won't be to access the actual site because of its snobby invitation only policy. Funded by the very punchable Erik Wachtmeister (pictured above) the site is basically the facebook for the offspring of european old money families. The membership is almost exclusively white and arabic and you'll be hard pressed to find any people who actually do anything besides live off their parents dividends and take vacations to st. lucia.

There is also some ridiculous rules: for example if you send 3 friend requests they call "connections" and are denied (because the little brat was gone off Louis XIII and can't remember they met you at the last white party) you'll be exiled to some strange bullshit place called "aBigWorld." Also if their background check on you comes back negative you won't be allowed to invite any of your friends. Therefore 60% of the people on this gay site have either 1 or 2 friends.

The forums are basically filled with young arabs whose only claim to being there is the fact dinosaurs died under their mud hut 30 million years ago and turned into fossil fuels or hook-nosed jews who (you can tell by their inbred pictures) were clearly born into money.
They discuss such mindless bullshit as "vertu's being tacky" and "romanian women" (don't ask?!).

Some of the forums are about investments and you basically have some retard offering to invest $100 000 to whoever comes up with the best business plan. The misled philistines who are clearly budget ballers then proceed to post their lives and dreams (and business plans) on a public fucking forum!!! I confronted one of these shadowy investors in the picture above. For my revolutionary ways I was banned from sending messages by the tyrannical ruler of this monkey website, the aforementioned erik.

I was also surprised that very few models, athletes or even singers were on this cyber circus. There is even fewer serbs! Ivana korab somehow snuck on and there was a few karic's (jelena hasnt logged on in years so she gets a pass). I plan to delete the account as soon as i hustle the fuck out of someone and send erik a few more messages of reason. Before being invited to this site i was centrist-conservative I now leave a hardcore socialist. Viva La Revolución!

Saturday, November 21, 2009

That didn't take long: Obama job approval rating drops under 50%



i like Obama but it shows you americans are still the most impatient little brats in the world FULL STORY HERE

Friday, November 20, 2009

Hornets Mardi Gras uniforms



more pics here... im feelin em *no homo

Yugoslavia Group?



- Oгњен - says:
yo
interesting (fun) fact for you
It is hypothetically possible for Serbia, Croatia, Bosnia and Hercegovina, Slovenia and Montenegro to all be in the same group for EURO 2012 qualifying...woah.
Filip Filipi says:
a kosovo?
im using that in a blog
DONT U DARE
OGNJEN
i jacked u fair and square
- Oгњен - says:
just give me a shoutout
for letting you know

EVO TI JEDAN VELIKI ZEMLJACKI SHOUT OUT

Thursday, November 19, 2009

Old School Jam of the Week



second verse is crazay!

Quote of the Week



Ron Artest on him throwing Trevor Ariza’s shoe in the stands: “Well what happened was…obviously I didn’t know his shoe would come off that’s the first thing conservative reporters. I didn’t know his shoe was gonna come off. I don’t speak to his feet so I don’t know what his feet are thinking, I don’t know what his toes are thinking, I don’t know what he’s thinking. Then his shoe comes off and I’m like okay a shoe is not supposed to be on the basketball court without somebody standing inside of it. So I said alright, I’m just gonna buy me some time. I really didn’t know whose shoe it was, but I said it has to be one of the player’s shoe. As soon as I toss it off the court, not throw into the stands which some people said, it’ll buy me some time. What happens is I come back down, Trevor is trying to put his shoe on and I politely hit a three in his face.”

Wednesday, November 18, 2009

Who I want to make the World Cup



France v Ireland even tho i have more irish than french friends and i do appreciate their feisty demeanor and funny accent it would be a shame that the superstar-laced team of players from former colonies (better known as france) doesn't make it...GO FRANCE

Ukraine v Greece greeks have been pissing me off lately so i want our mail-order-bride slavic cousins to make it...GO UKRAINE

Bosnia v Portugal explanation here GO BOSNA!

Slovenia v Russia even tho i generally cheer pro-yugoslavia, slovenia is the most annoying of the former states...if this was macedonia i would cheer for them...GO RUSSIA

Algeria v Egypt egyptians have been pissing me off lately plus algeria never wins anything and france usually steals all their best players...GO ALGERIA!

Uruguay v Costa Rica i saw a costa rica game once and remember them being really fuckin shitty...easier for serbia! ..GO COSTA RICA!


IN THE GAME BETWEEN THE GLORIOUS NATIONS OF SERBIA AND NORTH KOREA I HOPE FOR A PEACEFUL FRIENDLY DRAW AND SOME FLOWER (and nuclear technology) EXCHANGING

Monday, November 16, 2009

Kids these days...


Milos - Sizzerb Management says:
wens vavilon droppin?
Filip Filipi says:
summer 2010
Milos - Sizzerb Management says:
ya drop it at the end of the summer. like september.
kuz ima b over there, and thats wen ima b free.
Filip Filipi says:
thats def not what imma base my album date around but i can appreciate u feel you are the center of the world and for that u will receive a warm hug


fuckin generation Y'ers

Knicks want Iverson



I know this is turning into iverson month here on offspringofmamasbeauty but the griz just waived AI and the Knickerbockers are the only team showing interest...perfect place to end his career if you ask me...i remember reading his nba.com profile when he was a rookie his fav song was unbelievable by biggie and his fav rappers were mobb deep, now he can play live in bed stuy

Sunday, November 15, 2009

Young Iverson



nba.com posted some crazy clips of Brandon Jennings Senior as a youngster

Saturday, November 14, 2009

Brandon Jennings is the Truth



people were hating on him after he said hes better than ricky rubio and now mr jennings set an NBA record as the youngest player ever to score 50 points ...he actually scored 55 and hit a game winning 3....why the fuck was this kid drafted 10th?! 9 GMs should be fired!! I'm really happy for him...WHERE IS RUBIO?!?!

Thursday, November 12, 2009

Quote of the Week



"Ball like Yao Ming-a-ling"
- Nicki Minaj (Shakin it for Daddy)

Free Gucci!


Gucci Mane was sentenced to 12 months [6 months with good behavior] in prison on Thursday (November 12) for probation violation and taken away to prison in handcuffs, according to a rep from his label.

The sentence is a blow to Gucci’s career. The ATL rapper has a album coming out — The State Vs. Radrick Davis — on December 8 and is arguably at the height of his career; in terms of his sentence, he may be out of prison in six months. Last September, Gucci went to jail and served until March; he was sentenced to a year in prison for failing to fulfill his court-ordered 600 hours of community service, which had been mandated in 2005.

NOOOOOOOO I WAS GONNA GET HIM ON MY NEW TAPE

Tuesday, November 10, 2009

Why Serbs should cheer for Bosnia to make the World Cup



1. Their best player is a Serb who got cut from the Serbian team for being too fat
2. Cristiano Ronaldo is a homo and they have a chance to eliminate Portugal
3. Their crazy old coach makes them kiss each other on the lips
4. They have cool jerseys
5. Tito would probably cheer for them
6. Let's face it, if Serbia, Croatia, Turkey and Sweden didn't steal their best players they'd be the best team in the world
7. Bosanke are hot
8. They have cool names like Džemal (Mashburn?)
9. Bosanke are really hot
10. This way Serbia can fuck them up in South Africa :)

Saturday, November 7, 2009

Old School Jam of the Week



J Lo on the hook, one of my fav albums

That Didn't Last Long

Allen Iverson was granted permission to leave the Memphis Grizzlies to deal with a personal matter, the Memphis Commercial Appeal reported on Saturday.

I suppose hating your job is a personal matter. We all knew but 3 GAMES!? I swear Vegas had the over-under around 3 weeks minimum. The Vancouver-era Grizz never woulda got Iverson, they would've spotted the personality/unhappiness issuea (please ignore everything regarding the '99 Draft and Steve Francis). Couldn't be happier about the constant failure of Las Vegas Grizzlies.

"FULL" STORY


*Update*

Wheelchair Jimmy Has an Achy-Breaky Heart


From wife-beaters in chairs to song-stealers in wheelchairs


Everyone's wondering how Wheelchair Jimmy can come from Degrassi and have a generally unmocked career in rap. In theory it's shocking that the "hottest" rapper (no homo) played an embarrassing role on an extremely lame show for retarded teenagers, while coming out of non other than the screwface capital. That is, until we remember that five years ago the top selling rapper DID A SONG WITH TIM MCGRAW! With a video showing off their similar lives, emotional problems and headgear (my generations answer to Ebony and Ivory). Is Aubrey really that surprising? I mean in 2009 rap is so broke nothing is off limits, even genres embarrassing to white people like techno, nerd rock, pussy rock, emo, whore pop, fake indie, more emo and JOHN MAYER are fair game. Maybe we forget the pre-50 era but we shouldn't be surprised that Drizzy can have the gayest pre-rap career moment imaginable (only worse than Game because he's still just as gay as when he was on Degrassi, then again at least he's not trying to do ganster rap). Things were changing in 2004, Outkast split solo LP's for a album that was far from rap but arguably in a good way. The lack of reaction to a rapper with one of the top 5 selling rap albums of all time resorting to dueting with the top house husband of country music should have made it very clear that rappers could get away with anything... ANYTHING! It can't be a surprise that nobody cares about Drake former career. What's surprising is that nobody cares that he's got no swag, no talent, no style, he's Egyptian-looking, awkward and is continually ridiculous in sometimes the most ironic ways. In 5 years we've gone from naked with cowboy to King Camel with fuckboy and I'm not sure which is worse.


Tim McGraw-Hill not only signaled the beginning of the end of rap, he put on Taylor Swift who just ruined a current king of rap. Please Timmy, go back to please the tastes of people with no taste and leave rap alone (sic).

Friday, November 6, 2009

Hannah Montana doesn't feel The Camel



"I've never heard a Jay-Z song. I don't listen to pop music," Cyrus answered..."No, no thank you," she said. "That's like covering a Jay-Z song. That's not going to happen." FULL ARTICLE

DAMN CAMEL!

Thursday, November 5, 2009

Quote of the Week


On Monday, Iverson, who missed the preseason and the start of the regular season because of a hamstring injury, played 18 minutes in a loss to the Kings and made headlines after the game when he complained about his diminished role.

"I had no problems [with the hamstring]. I had a problem with my butt sitting on that bench for so long," Iverson said, according to The Commercial Appeal.

Waxing your chest


Filip Filipi - she burned richard pryor when he piped her raw says:
i see this pic
the guy waxes his chest
imahgine the actual act of chest wxing
MaiTai ❶ says:
Lol
Hahahah
Filip Filipi - she burned richard pryor when he piped her raw says:
he sits there
every 3 days
MaiTai ❶ says:
Nooo idea what ur talkin about
Filip Filipi - she burned richard pryor when he piped her raw says:
puts cream on his chest
then uses a razor blade carefully avoiding the nipples
MaiTai ❶ says:
Hahahahahahahahahahah
Filip Filipi - she burned richard pryor when he piped her raw says:
until its nice and smooth
like baby ass
theres nothing girls like better then pressing up against a babies ass
MaiTai ❶ says:
Loooooooooooool
Filip
Filip Filipi - she burned richard pryor when he piped her raw says:
mai do u like to fall asleep on a babies bottom?
MaiTai ❶ says:
bless u
Hahahahahah nah
U kno my views on men and women
Filip Filipi - she burned richard pryor when he piped her raw says:
then remove this gay pic
thansk

Wednesday, November 4, 2009

Tuesday, November 3, 2009

Who else hates this actor?



his name is Jake Gyllenhaal and his face is punchable

Monday, November 2, 2009

Quote of the Week



"she burned richard pryor when he piped her raw "

--Cormega - Girl

Kljucanica


kako bi ocistio vulgarni srpski jezik i pomogao ulasku u EU, odlucio sam da smeksam neke od ruznijih reci. prva rec koju sam promenio je picka koja ce se od sada izgovarati klju ca ni ca