Tuesday, December 22, 2009

Seperated At Birth?




Boris Tadic and Mayor Adam West from Family Guy

Saturday, December 19, 2009

Quote of the Week


"I'm bout to delete my twitter. Twitter cost me 7500. Looks like no Gucci and Louie for Xmas."

Brandon Jennings

Tuesday, December 15, 2009

Exclusive: Chicago man who threatened Tadic identified


FBI, with help of Serbian authorities, has arrested a man in Chicago that authorities say has been sending threatening letters to Serbia’s President Tadic, reports Serbian news agency Tanjug.

Serbia’s director of police, Milorad Veljovic, says that the man has been sending these threats for last 5 years.

He said that decision is yet to be made whether the arrested man will be extradited to Serbia or charged in the US courts. The arrested man’s name has not been released.


an inside source has identified the man as Milos Kovacevic a known member of the sizzerb youth movement...free milos t shirts will be available soon

Nice Hat


yup thats the girl involved with the hilarious text messages and yup thats the the insignia of the Kosovo Albanian terrorists the UCK aka the KLA

2010 FIBA World Championship Groups



Group A (Kayseri): Serbia, Argentina, Australia, Jordan, Germany, Angola
Group B (Istanbul): Croatia, Brazil, Tunisia, Slovenia, Iran, USA
Group C (Ankara): China, Turkey, Russia, Puerto Rico, Ivory Coast, Greece
Group D (Izmir): Lithuania, Lebanon, France, Spain, Canada, New Zealand



we got the easiest group by far i think...the team is still too young to do anything serious unless they bring in some of the older nba players like radmanovic...espn has a funny article on the tourney where they claim slovenians "all look like they're from Indiana with their haircuts"

The winner of the worlds automatically qualifies for the 2012 London Olympics.

Monday, December 14, 2009

Twilight star fucks up Kanye



who woulda thought that kid was the next bruce lee?

Old school jam of the week



Mysonne - The Truth

shout out to bumba for remembering

Sunday, December 13, 2009

The last Yugoslavia team



so i was looking up videos on the last Yugoslavian team which finished on top of their 1992 Euro qualifying group and i found these great videos:







also what caught my eye was in the comments section of one of them some guy posted what the yugoslavian roster would of looked like right now had the country remained together:

sastav po vrijednosti:
GOLMANI: handanovic 7,0 miliona €, pletikosa 6,3
LIJEVI BEK.: pranjic 8,0, lukovic 4,5
CENTAR BEK: vidic 31,5, papac 4,5,
simunic 9,0, subotic 6,5
DESNI BEK: corluka 11,5, ivanovic 7,5;
LIJEVO KRILO: stankovic 14,0
misimovic 9,0
CENTAR modric 17,0, srna 13,5
DESNO KRILO: krasic 12,5, kranjcar 9,5
L. NAPAD: olic 12,0
petric 11,0
S. NAPAD: vucinic 15,0, dzeko 10,0
D. NAPAD: pandev 18,0,
(eduardo 11,0) sulejmani 8,5

props to LjuSta1117

Berlusconi punched in face



the most annoying ginnie in the world has been punched in the face today...the young hero who decked him goes by the name of Massimo Tartaglia...good work!

Saturday, December 12, 2009

Who else thinks Savo Milosevic looks like a retarded Brad Pitt?



:)

Knicks win fourth straight!



they beat the equally sad new orleans hornets yesterday...no idea why they're ruining their chances of getting john wall

More hilarious texts by Tigger Woods


Sept. 27, 6:38 p.m. Jaimee: miss u
Tiger: now that's hot so who is your new boy toy
Jaimee: no new boy toy … still running dry… been on 2 real dates in the pat 2 months :(
Tiger: I need you
Jaimee: then get your tight ass over here and visit me! I need u
Tiger: I will wear you out soon

Sept. 30, 3:38 p.m.

Jaimee: if we hang out on a Sundway we can watch desperate houswives again haha
Tiger: oh god
Jaimee: take a break from watching boring old golf
Jaimee: I mean the amazing sport of golf ;)
Jaimee: [more than an hour later] babe I was kidding
Tiger: I know sexy

Jaimee: very true … I only watch football
Tiger: Figured you would say that. Big black guys.
Jaimee: u are my first, last and only black guy! U should feel special
Tiger: why do I not believe that?

Tiger: [later, in response to Jaimee's mention of a date who was "full of himself"] you kinda like that for some reason which is weird why you decided on me.
Tiger: having an asian mother and a military father you cannot and will not ever be full of yourself
Jaimee: I have fun with u, you always make me smile and I am not afraid to be myself or say anything to u … the day I met u I thought u were going to kick me out a few times but for someone reason you didn't and u have told me numerous times I talk to much but slowly as I get to know u iI think your absolutely amazing
Tiger: you are wrong I'm bone thugs in harmon

Oct. 18, 3:40 p.m.

Tiger: send me something very naughty
Jaimee: some things are worth waiting for lol … besides im at work
Tiger: go to the bathroom and take it
Jaimee: haha ur too much

(tiger did not get a pic)


Jaimee: well I appreciate you not wanting to wake me up but if y couldn't sleep I would have rather sat up and talked to u more … find out why I keep falling more and more for u ;)
Tiger: Because I'm blasian :)



this fuckin guy is too funny

Friday, December 11, 2009

Filip's Words of Wisdom


.nela.-ko ce biti kraj mene kad kazaljke se poklope i kad se casa podigne says:
filipi
is something wrong with me
Filip Filipi says:
no why u ask
.nela.-ko ce biti kraj mene kad kazaljke se poklope i kad se casa podigne says:
why do i end up with nba players? why cant i just go out with a normal person and like a normal person?
Filip Filipi says:
because your subconsciously a gold digger



ps njegos had some feminine hands!

Wednesday, December 9, 2009

Gatorade drops Tiger



things are going from bad to worse for tigger, after details emerged that he wasn't very selective...Gatorade dropped his drank

...damn just a month removed from giving obama "tips"

Monday, December 7, 2009

Citizen Cope



dope artist Djordje shared with me, might have to work with him in the future..check these tracks:
Penitentiary
Mr. Officer

his myspace


Saturday, December 5, 2009

Too sexy for my hat


prly~* says:
i still can't figure out if he's dyeing his hair or beard

Serbian rap star Deniro's new CD "U soliterima" in stores soon..

World Cup Predictions


Group A: South Africa, Mexico, Uruguay, France - France, Mexico

Group B: Argentina, South Korea, Nigeria, Greece - Argentina, Nigeria

Group C: England, USA, Algeria, Slovenia - England, Algeria

Group D: Germany, Australia, Ghana, Serbia - Serbia, Ghana

Group E: Netherlands, Japan, Cameroon, Denmark - Netherlands, Cameroon

Group F: Italy, New Zealand, Paraguay, Slovakia - Italy, Paraguay

Group G: Brazil, North Korea, Ivory Cost, Portugal - Brazil, Ivory Coast

Group H: Spain, Honduras, Chile, Switzerland - Spain, Chile


Why?

Group A: The French will take this group and perhaps the whole tournament on route to capturing gold in the world handball championships in 2011. South Africa will perform so poorly Nelson Mandela will die and Uruguay will regret wasting everyone's time with their extra qualifying games to get here. The Aztec warriors will easily take 2nd place and advance.

Group B: Even with their midget, coke head coach Argentina can't stumble with the talent they got. Greece (miracles don't happen twice) and South Korea (nice pink jerseys) have no business being here and therefore the weakest team Nigeria has ever sent to the World Cup will advance.

Group C: England should have little trouble disposing of their former colony while Algeria will surprise a lot of people and go through. Slovenia will fail to score a goal and apologize to Russia for stealing their place.

Group D: Germany's only world class player is 105 in soccer years and I expect them to go home early. Australia will be feisty but this will be the coming out party for a young Serbian team drenched in talent who will challenge for the Euro and next World Cup (but will finish top 4 at best this time, izvini). They and the very entertaining team from Ghana, who will give Deutschland a Jesse Owens-esque 5-1 whooping, will advance.

Group E: Denmark (remember Peter Schmeichel? he's got a son) and Japan (cool hair) always play with heart and will make this one of the tougher groups. However, the evil Dutch are just too good and Cameroon is just too skilled not to go through.

Group F: It's still not too late for New Zealand to withdraw and give Ireland their spot as they may be the worst team in the history of the World Cup. Paraguay qualified from South America, making them automatically really good and they should have little trouble with Slovakia (who all of a sudden decided to be good at soccer). Italy will go through as well but have no chance in hell of winning anything once they advance out of this atrocious group.

Group G: North Korea is probably the most gangsta team in the tournament and communist countries take sports very seriously. I could see them beating the shitty Portugese team but loses to Brazil and Ivory Coast are inevitable as the players will be in shock from seeing black people for the first time.

Group H: Spain is amazing and the only thing that will stop them is if Catalonia separates. I've had the misfortune of watching Switzerland play and if their plane doesn't get hijacked by terrorists on the way, they will be destroyed in all 3 games. Chile will edge out Honduras in a tight match laced with Spanish profanities.


Top 4:
Argentina
Spain
Brazil
Serbia

Biggest Surprise:
Algeria

Why aren't you here so we can give you a bratski whooping:
Croatia

Hottest Fans:
Brazil
Ivory Coast
North Korea

Ugliest Fans:
England
Germany
South Korea

The little engine that couldn't and should of stayed home:
New fuckin Zealand

Winner:
The Cartel Argentina


-- Filip F.

AGREE/DISAGREE? LETS SEE EVERYONE'S PREDICTIONS!!

Friday, December 4, 2009

2010 World Cup draw


Group A: South Africa, Mexico, Uruguay, France

Group B: Argentina, South Korea, Nigeria, Greece

Group C: England, USA, Algeria, Slovenia

Group D: Germany, Australia, Ghana, Serbia

Group E: Netherlands, Japan, Cameroon, Denmark

Group F: Italy, New Zealand, Paraguay, Slovakia

Group G: Brazil, North Korea, Ivory Cost, Portugal

Group H: Spain, Honduras, Chile, Switzerland


brazil got the group of death. we got germany just like in 98 when our best player was don corleone

Official FIFA World Cup 2010 Anthem



K'naan - Waving Flag

Thursday, December 3, 2009

Quote of the Week


"I will wear you out" - Tiger Woods

tiger u lame muthafucker

Kanye West is a Chav



in other news he got some bullshit deal with fendi

Christian Louboutin Sneakers



French luxury shoemaker Christian Louboutin debuted a small collection of men’s shoes for Fall/Winter 2009. Well known for his fiery-red soles, these pairs are no different, and the solo sneaker style, the Louis, returns for Spring/Summer 2010 completely studded out. Available in black or white leather, with a retail price of around $1200 USD a pair.

Tuesday, December 1, 2009

Seperated at birth?

Iverson back in Philly!!!



DALLAS -- Allen Iverson could be back in a Philadelphia 76ers uniform as early as next Monday night. Two sources close to the situation told ESPN.com that the Sixers are indeed targeting Monday's home game against the Denver Nuggets -- another of Iverson's former teams -- if they go forward with what appears to be a growing intent to bring back their controversial franchise icon. FULL STORY

YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS