Friday, March 12, 2010

Serbian Facebook Romeo



trouble with serbian rappers again...an inside source told me that 'sale scar' (mid 30s) of the group 's.k.i.d.s.' sent this hilarious heart felt love letter to 14 YEAR OLD girl he's only talked to over the internet a few times:

ocarala si me odavno, jos kad smo se dopisivali prvi put, ti si tip devojke na koji ja padam, lepa si, pametna, sarmantna, imamo ista razmisljanja, sjajno izgledas...savrsena si, sve bih dao da si moja, t.j. svoja ali sa mnom....nemozes nista da izgubis, daj priliku da ostvarimo vezu i mislim da promasaja nece biti, bili bi savrsen par...probaj, nista neces izgubiti, veruj mi....
ma ja volim tebe i vise od toga,,,a to su slova, brojevi, znaci interpunkcije, kojima zelim da te sarmiram, jer mislim da si nesto najlepse sto je zemljim hodalo, ti si andjeo bez krila gde god bila, ja znam da postojis, ti bice lepse od boga, ti si moja droga, moja dnevna doza, ma ne plasim se overdouza, jer ako je to cena, onda igracu do poslednjeg poena, ulozio bih sve svoje stihove,i svakog dana, cvece i rime, samo da si tu i da pored mog, pise i tvoje ime...andjele moj plameni, jedini i najdivniji...volim te kako nikad nikog nisam....ljubim te puno i svuda,,,,seti se da se za vikend vidimo i ako se jedno drugom svidimo, ceo svet je nas, i boli me uvo za nekog tamo bas, jer ono sto cemo imati, niko nikad nije, i sve moje rime i sva moja slova, dacu tebi na dar, jer ja od boga, tebe, dobio sam na dar....
(it's to funny to translate in english but take the cheesiest most pathetic attempt at a love letter x10 and you won't even begin to approach this faggotry)

what makes this even more hilarious is the fact he's a fan of 'SILOVATELJIMA SMRTNA KAZNA!!!' (death penatly for rapists) ...not sure about serbia but in civilized countries sex with a 14 year old is statutory rape...now i dont want to pre-judge sale because from the sound of his ridiculous letter he might actully be the type to lock himself in a monastery until this poor girl turns 18 ...BUT should his intentions prove to be more sinister i wouldn't mind being his executioner

guys - if you're writing these kinda absurdities to little girls please google map the nearest bridge and call me to push you off

girls - don't be flattered, these retarded types have clearly been rejected by everyone within a 20 year radius of their age group, REPORT THEM IMMEDIATELY