Wednesday, July 14, 2010
You're Fired Letter (Circa 2005)
Thank you for contribution to Sizzerb™. Recent meetings with 1389 CEO's, Sizzerb executives, and other equally important investors has resulted in the decision to exclude you from our business network. One of the major points discussed was the inadequacy of many of our lower-level faculty. Any further association with Sizzerb™, 1389 Records™ or any of our affiliated enterprises is here-on terminated. Any communication with us must now be done through our business contacts, or in a similarly professional manner (i.e. no use of home phone numbers, cell phones, or personal e-mail addresses). Claim of association without permission or financial compensation will result in legal action being taken. In other words, we will fuck you to the fullest extent of the law.
Good Luck in the future with all your failures.
Sizzerb/1389 Records™ Management